MC Herx - The Chronicles of Borrelia

Lyrics:
WOKE UP THIS MORNING & GOT OUT OF BED
HAD SOME REALLY FRESH THOUGHTS RUNNIN' THROUGH MY HEAD
CALL UP DJ I.V. JUST TO SEE HOW SHE'S DOIN'
YO MC HERX I'M FEELIN' PRETTY RUINED
CAUSE BORRE-ELIA IS NOT A BORE
LETS THROW A HOUSE PARTY LIKE NEVER BEFORE
I'M SICK OF LAYIN' IN MY BED FOREVER
LETS GET BORRELIA BACK TOGETHER (the name of their rap group is Borrelia)
funky break...
FIRST I GOTTA SHARE MY PROTOCOL
A DAY IN THE LYME LIFE FOR YA'LL
TIME TO POP PILLS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON
PLAQUENIL, ZITHROMAX, WHAT I'M MACKIN'
CHRONIC HERBS, A-BART & A-BAB
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SECRET STASH
MY PROTEIN SHAKE TASTES LIKE SAND
(gurgling sound) DAMN!
ITS THE CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
WHERE'S THE CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
GOT MY CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
PASS THE CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
funky break...
NO SUGAR, NO GLUTEN, & NO DAIRY
EVERYONE STAND UP AND SAY BURGDORFERI (he discovered lyme bacteria, joke is that it sounds like fairy)
DONE POPPIN' ALL MY SUPPLEMENTS
NOW IT'S TIME TO GET LYME LITERATE
BUYING TEXTBOOKS LIKE I'M BACK IN COLLEGE
DR HOROWITZ REALLY KICKS THE KNOWLEDGE
DJ IV I'M NOT BEING LAZY
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS YES I AM CRAZY!
funky break...
HEY PHARMACY LADY, I GOT MAD SKILLS
YES MC HERX WE'VE GOT YOUR REFILLS
OH MY GOD I'M STEPPING OUTSIDE
OFF TO THE PHARMACY IN MY MOMS RIDE
HURTS TO WALK - HIT THE DRIVE THROUGH
INSURANCE PROBLEM, $350.32
WWLD - WHAT WOULD LYMIE DO?
LYMIN AND STEALIN' - GONNA BLOW ON THROUGH
ITS THE CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
WHERE'S THE CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
GOT MY CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
PASS THE CHRONIC WHAT CLES OF BORRELIA
SO DJ I.V. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ITS GETTING LATE, TIME FOR A BREAK
zzzzz
IN MY EPSOM BATH - TRY TO GET RELAXED
BUT YOU LOOK SO GOOD - MAN THAT'S WHACKED
1 2 WELCOME TO THE SHOW
COME ONE COME ALL TO FEEL THE FLOW
LOVE THE CDC? NO WAY NOT ME! (funny because it's like 'are you down with OPP' song)
WHO LOVES THE CDC? NOT MY LLMD
I.V. WE LIKE YOUR RHYMES THE MOST
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WERE MISDIAGNOSED
IT'S TIME TO GET STUPID! BUT WE ALREADY ARE
YOU'RE ONE BAD MTHFR
ITS TIME TO DANCE LETS SEE YOUR "WESTERN BLOT"
DO THE "TREMOR" IN YOUR HBOT (hyberbaric oxygen chamber)
RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
SHOW YOUR BULLSEYE RASH LIKE YOU DON'T CARE (funny because not everyone gets one)
RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
HOLD ON I.V.'S GOT HEART PALPATATIONS
IXODES - WHAT - PACIFICUS
THAT'S THE ONE THAT I CANT TRUST
HOLD ON EVERYONE HERE COMES THE DOCTOR
HE'S GONNA GET YOU RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WALKER!
WE'RE IN THE LATE STAGE - THATS RIGHT ITS CHRONIC
DJ HAVE YOU SCHEDULED ANOTHER COLONIC? (i have yet to get one, scared!)





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